i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
Tygridia's rocketship to Pigfarts
So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.
“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”
i don’t know what makes me laugh more the comment or the photo.
On the bright side, Dan is not on fire.
(via somethingnext-to-normal)
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
(via bowties-and-bowtruckles)
Things that are creepy:
- Persistence after someone has said NO or STOP, or has made it clear they are not interested in your advances
- Invalidating someone’s “no”
- Only stopping your advances when somebody informs you they are taken (you are telling this person their “no” alone is not enough, which means you do not respect them)
- Asking “why” when somebody rejects your advances
- Asking “why not” when somebody refuses to give you their phone number
(via iloveeucalyptus)
marie, the baguettes, hurry up: pulpofiction: hermione granger the smartest witch of her agehermione...
hermione granger the smartest witch of her age
hermione granger who in book two figured out that the thing turning kids into stone and killing other kids off was a giant fucking snake living in the secret fucking basement AND NO ONE HAD DISCOVERED IT IN A THOUSAND YEARS
…
When Hermione Granger grew up, she dyed her hair red and became Natasha Romanov
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
(via maddiemarvolo)
After watching Les Misérables and the dead toll in the story, I am completely sure that Victor Hugo is an ancestor of Moffat and Whedon
you can’t kill your character in her first episode twice
you can see the evil in his eyes
(Source: consulting-dick, via maddiemarvolo)
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
(via chatterboxrose)
i finished the reichenbach fall
i’m just sitting here
-makes you tea and wraps you in a shock blanket- It’s ok, it’s not long until the next series.
i’m in shock
look i have a blanket
It’s ok It’s only a few months *pats you in the head*
I’ve been waiting for a whole year! You’ll live
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
In many ways Jarvis is more of Tony’s partner than his program. If you notice in the avengers when Tony commands him to “put it all in the thrusters” to go get that nuke headed toward the ciy, Jarvis replies “I just did”. They work as a team, and if theres one person in this world that knows Tony most, it’s Jarvis. Sure theres Pepper, Happy and even Rhodey… but Jarvis knows more about Tony than any of them. They’re best friends, and I love them together!
(Source: runningawaywithaspaceman, via bittencupcake)
CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS
THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER
SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T
SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy
This is why we don’t talk about it in public
(via bittencupcake)
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
(Source: dont-blink-korra, via bowties-and-bowtruckles)
