i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Things that are creepy:
- Persistence after someone has said NO or STOP, or has made it clear they are not interested in your advances
- Invalidating someone’s “no”
- Only stopping your advances when somebody informs you they are taken (you are telling this person their “no” alone is not enough, which means you do not respect them)
- Asking “why” when somebody rejects your advances
- Asking “why not” when somebody refuses to give you their phone number
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
After watching Les Misérables and the dead toll in the story, I am completely sure that Victor Hugo is an ancestor of Moffat and Whedon
i finished the reichenbach fall
i’m just sitting here
-makes you tea and wraps you in a shock blanket- It’s ok, it’s not long until the next series.
i’m in shock
look i have a blanket
It’s ok It’s only a few months *pats you in the head*
I’ve been waiting for a whole year! You’ll live
CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS
THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER
SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T
SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy
This is why we don’t talk about it in public